Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

And, two alone.

And that’s it.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

It’s no more complicated than that.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

There is only one thing that you can do.

They want to finish the job.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?